ihatemyparents:

dorkyearbook:

Steve Weichselbaum: “I am the middle child, my older brother was spoiled so I got nothing but hand-me-downs and bad tupperware haircuts.  My Mom actually used to cut my hair with cuticle scissors and apparantly bought my glasses from the army/navy supply store.  Oh and the sweatshirt is a hand-me-down light blue from a store called Caldor.  This picture is my 2nd 3rd or 4th grade class photo where they used some sort of vomit collage background.”

You can tell just from the picture that his second album will be much more danceable, but conceptually thin.

 Some parents can’t admit they cannot cut hair.

Why can’t they just take him to the barber’s?

On the bright side, maybe those glasses could pass for Wayfarers. Someday, the same kind may be just as popular.